Candy and the Beef Ball

A Day in the Life of Truffle & Mochi

Truffle: I'm sooo bored.

Mochi: Maybe we can eat a bit of kibble?

Truffle: Whaaat?

Truffle: Why do you only think of food? [Mochi cries]

Mochi: oishii (delicious). [doesn't care. getting fatter and fatter.]

Truffle: I must find a new place to play [looking at breakable items]

Mochi: Don't be mad, I'll play with you now.

Truffle: Mom, we're going out to play! [K: wants to die a little bit]


K: Why are you guys so dirty?!

[Mochi: what's the big deal...]

sleepytime!

Lord of the Flies

The Moffle

Truffle: I'm sooo hungry....

K: Wow! This is so yummy!

Truffle: Give me.

Truffle: GIVE ME!

[Truffle stews.]

* Moffle: popular Japanese snack; a waffle made of glutinous rice, topped sweet or savory.

Mochi: I am so lucky! This must all be for me!

[Truffle schemes. Mochi: naive... or just dumb?]

[big attractive power]Mochi: Truffle, I'm coming!

Truffle: [scared] No...

[not plugged in]

K: What the heck happened here?

[Mochi steals laughs.]

Truffle: This is poetic justice.

Good Morning

[double attack]

Mochi: Is it working? Is she still pretending to be asleep?

Truffle: Wake up, lazy worm.

[bear bear bear]

K: [cry] O-KAY!!

Mochi: Why is she so cranky every morning?

Truffle: Human beings are hard to understand.

[can't sleep]